Pace Christmas Party 09

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

a) He gobbles up
b) His stuffing falls out
c) He’s celebrating Xmas in Australia

What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?

a) An egg
b) A scared cloud
c) A deflating balloon

There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?

a) They don’t
b) They rub sticks together to start a fire
c) They throw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?

a) A shoe
b) A glove
c) A hat

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